Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

there once was a black man who played basketball

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

angelosnyder is not gay

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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