- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Mitt Romney

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??