Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's green and blue? yellow

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

One below was by me: Walter H

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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