What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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