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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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