What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Choir.

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What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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