How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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I need to start studying.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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A person from Singapore eats

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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knock knock whos there? nobody

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What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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