Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Rebecca Black.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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