Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Where's the soap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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