- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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