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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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