what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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cool

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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Vicky is my best friend.

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Hello

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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