A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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