Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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