what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

nice tits.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's red, blue & green all over?

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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