Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Vote this up

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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