Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Getting up for a black person on a buss

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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