why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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