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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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