How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Women's rights...

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

A sober Irish individual.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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