What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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