What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

69

7+5=12

Bitch! Love, J.B.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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