- Anti Joke

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

justin littleton being sucessful

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Potato!

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.