- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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