- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Women's Rights

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do vampires cross the sea in?

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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