Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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this site is an antijoke

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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2 Penises

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Jews

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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