What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Today is March 22.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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