An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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book 'em danno

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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