- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

i keep getting thumbs down...

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

penis?

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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