what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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