How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

destiny

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Women's rights

willie revilame

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

no pun intended

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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