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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Wanker

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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