Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

What happened to timmy? He had downsyndrome and walked off a cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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