Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

thumb_up thumb_down -4

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

thumb_up thumb_down -4

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops