The lion swallowed his pride.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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