- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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