What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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