- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??