- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

YOU

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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