- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Bacon is delcious.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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