Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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