- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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