How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? Spray paint it blue then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Anti Joke

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