What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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theres this guy that i REALLY like but today he was putting something in my locker, it was gumbie the little green bendy thing but i didnt want it to be in my locker so i slammed my locker, except the only thing was that his pinky was in the way!!!! oh gosh i felt soooooo bad!!!! turns out he went to the hostpital and got stitches!!!!!!! that made it worse on me!!!!!! he said he was finee but i still cant let that go!!!!!

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Black people

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Anti Joke

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