- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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