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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

ur mum

James Patrick Campbell

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Yanter, Look it up

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

7+5=12

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