What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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