An Artic Storm.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

What do I hate? people

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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