Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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