Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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